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Twitter’s Funniest Injuries

2 June 2009 by: Frederick Carle No Comment


Twitter is becoming more and more popular to the point that people are becoming hypnotized by it and causing accidents. I see people driving downtown with their Blackberrys over the steering wheel and people walking in the shopping mall looking down at their cellphones and most of them are twittering. Is “twittering” even a word?

I do have a twitter account and I do like to use it but only to find some cool link or to post links. I never use it on my phone and I don’t care about what some random people are doing at every minute of the day. What I can say to twitter users is… use it but use it with moderation. It’s better for you health anyway.

On May 27th, a car ran over Twitter user @DeirdreEileen’s toe when she was busy tweeting. She wrote “almost risked my life by walking into a car and getting my toe ran over by a car cause:twittering. effect:hurt toe.” And this little piggy cried “Wee! Wee! Wee!” all the way home.

You can find a few more of these funny twitter related injuries on the Asylum blog

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